June 05, 2014

Small Victories

Do you remember that episode on Seinfeld when Elaine was working for Mr. Pitt and she was tasked with finding "the perfect socks" for him?

Back in December, I knit a pair of socks for my Honey for his birthday.  I actually knit them twice--all the way to the toes!--because there was an issue of fit and they became Christmas socks with the second go around.  Well, he won't wear them because he says they are "too baggy" in the foot.  He says I can just tear them out or whatever.  So I have, for the last few months, embarked on the knitting of a new pair of socks for my man.  I have measured, knit, and ripped from the top, down three times. Each time he has complained that they aren't "tight" enough--he is sure they will just fall down to his ankles, even though I was dead on with the measurements, gauge, and stitch count and they look like they fit to me.  After the 3rd ripping of said socks, I learned that the whole time he's wanted the legs to be tapered, like hosiery. (The fact that he doesn't own even one pair of factory-made socks of this description is, apparently, an irrelevant point.)

So I have embarked, and by embarked I mean I have knit and ripped the toes 4 times and the foot 3 times and the heel once, on an epic adventure in, as Weldon's would have put it, "Gentlemen's Socks".

The completion of these socks will be miraculous in two ways.  First, I will have overcome my desire to just give up and burn the suckers (this has really just become a mission to prove a point now, and all of the fun is gone) and to struggle through the obstacles.  That's a character-builder right there.  Second, I will have completed my first-ever (and last-ever) pair of toe-up socks--many attempts have been made in previous years and all have ended with ripping and the proclamation: "This is a stupid way to make socks!".

So I present to you my little victory of the week:  TWO completed, husband-approved heels!! 

                                   

 I am in the home stretch now, my friends.  And fortuitously enough, I was compelled to order (I can't believe that I didn't already own this book) Nancy Bush's Knitting Vintage Socks.  Fortuitously I say because nearly every vintage upgraded pattern in it is a pattern for men's socks WITH TAPERED LEGS! If only I had happened upon this book a few months ago, I would have been able to knit these socks from Hell from the cuff down and without all the drama.  At least now I can get these legs done without having to do the math. Another small victory for the knitter.

This book has also re-invigorated my desire to knit socks, so as soon as the sweater test-knit I'm working up is done, and these man socks are done, it will be on to some vintage sock knitting (with modifications for two-at-a-time, of course) for me.  A new pattern might even come of it. 

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